Do you happen to know any strapping young lads in big boots that we can import for her? They must never call her 'adorable' and have a very adventurous spirit.
But the world would be a dismal place without people like her.
That and it's slim pickin's around here... where are the strong ones? Of course, it's funny watching men turn to putty (in a non destructive sort of way).
1.Stronger men would be nice, but there seems to be a shortage of those in this country, especially this area. 2.I never "break" them. Not unless they ask. 3.Imports are always fun :D 4.Did I ask for a man? 5.If I must have one, than he must be able to handle me and all my personalities! He must be ok with coming home to me lounging in my vintage pjs listening to classical and reading shakespeare, to then getting all slutted up to going out to the club, to then putting on a hemp dress to go play in the mud. Personally, I dont think these kinds of creatures exist...
Men are TOO much trouble. I shall keep my current weekend pet, since he is proving trainable, and leave it at that! I do agree with your friend Teq that I need stronger men! They seem to be such weenies...
And if the first one (who I shall call Sven 1.0) does not work, we can recycle him and make him into a toaster oven and have bagels that Sven 2.0 shall serve to us :) yummm! We shall be rich, oh yes....
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Date: 2007-08-28 09:13 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-08-29 07:42 pm (UTC):P
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Date: 2007-08-29 07:53 pm (UTC)That and it's slim pickin's around here... where are the strong ones? Of course, it's funny watching men turn to putty (in a non destructive sort of way).
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Date: 2007-08-29 09:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-29 10:46 pm (UTC)You're really too modest...
what the hell!!!
Date: 2007-08-29 09:06 pm (UTC)2.I never "break" them. Not unless they ask.
3.Imports are always fun :D
4.Did I ask for a man?
5.If I must have one, than he must be able to handle me and all my personalities! He must be ok with coming home to me lounging in my vintage pjs listening to classical and reading shakespeare, to then getting all slutted up to going out to the club, to then putting on a hemp dress to go play in the mud. Personally, I dont think these kinds of creatures exist...
Re: what the hell!!!
Date: 2007-08-29 10:48 pm (UTC)*eye brow*
No, no you didn't... but should have you one, you deserve a good one, and a worthy one... possibly named Sven. :p
Note: You should understand this was mostly meant as a joke, and an inside one at that.
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Date: 2007-08-30 05:07 pm (UTC)I do agree with your friend Teq that I need stronger men! They seem to be such weenies...
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Date: 2007-08-30 09:55 pm (UTC)Lesson Learned.
Re: what the hell!!!
Date: 2007-08-29 10:50 pm (UTC)Indeed!
Date: 2007-08-30 05:05 pm (UTC)Re: Indeed!
Date: 2007-08-30 09:55 pm (UTC)