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Curiosity is a wonderful thing. It leads me to search some very interesting things on Google. I have been known to get excited about things like leperacy and other slightly morbid things. Today, however, I have discovered what the Placenta looks like. For some crazy reason I thought it would look like a jelly fish. [livejournal.com profile] squidgyfishlove thought it would look like a pig's stomach. It doesn't really look like either, actually. It's more like an alien brain on a rope. I find this fascinating. I hope I can find the energy and tear myself away from the baby long enough to photograph the placenta when it comes out of me. I expect [livejournal.com profile] squidgyfishlove will just pass out or throw up at the sight of it. I, however, want documentary, photographic evidence of this thing that was so exhausting for my body to build.

Images of placentas are here:
There are, of course, more of these... but I'll leave you with those. :-)

Fun Fact: The reason most women regain energy after week twelve and the risk of miscarriage simultaneously drops is that the placenta is finished and functioning around this time. The primary reason that the risk of miscarriage drops is that the placenta creates its own supply of progesterone, the hormone most responsible for 'staying pregnant' during the first trimester, so even if the mother's supply is otherwise lower than it should be (like mine would be without the 300 mg I take per day) the placenta creates enough that the mother's levels become irrelevant.

Less Fun Fact: The Placenta produces another hormone called somatomammotropin, aka placental lactogen, which increases the amount of lipids, or fat cells, in my blood stream as well as Relaxin which is responsible for me needing new shoes (allowing my feet to elongate due to relaxed ligaments) as well as lower back and pelvic pain which will ultimately create more room and flexibility for passing a small human through a tight space and putting the first crack in my pelvis. On that note: in forensic archaeology a woman's pelvis is inspected for cracks to determine how many children to which she may have given birth- each one creates a crack in the bone. Yeah, ouch.

Yum Yum: According to Wikipedia, In most mammalian species[none human], the mother bites through the cord and consumes the placenta, primarily for the benefit of prostaglandin on the uterus after birth. This is known as placentophagy. However, some humans apparently find this tasty, including Tom Cruise who was quoted in GQ Magazine, with regards to the birth of baby Suri via Katie Holmes, as saying: “I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.” In case you're interested, I've found some Placenta Recipes.

I personally have no intention of masticating my placenta, or anyone else's for that matter... but to each their own.

I wonder what a bin full of those would look like... best not dumpster dive behind any hospitals.


By the way, for those of you who ask me occasionally:
Our next midwife appointment is Tuesday. We may ask to get another ultrasound to determine the sex of the baby (assuming it cooperates this time, but it hasn't before so why expect that now). However... We're not really sure we want to spend another $70 (Everett is less expensive for some crazy reason... I guess everything costs more on the Eastside). There are at least a couple of you (I'm definitely talking about you, [livejournal.com profile] redcanoe, and my mother) who want to know more than we do. If you would like to donate money towards getting an unnecessary ultrasound, you may do so at the Project Pollywog Site. There is a Donation button (through Paypal) at the very bottom of the left navigation bar.
I am personally very much okay with being surprised. I seem to be the least concerned with the sex of the baby. Stephen wants to know, though he's relaxing over time. I'm not really leaning in any direction at this point and we're sort of discussing boy's names. Although, Stephen's last suggestion was Tiberious and the only one that we really agree on (as a joke) is Ronny James Hetfield Terhune in honour of Thumper's uncle Kevbo.

RE

Date: 2007-06-17 08:18 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thanks for the placenta Fun Fact. Sleeping more hours seems to be very helpful in dealing with first trimester fatigue. This article about Pregnancy Morning Sickness (http://www.babyhold.com/The_pregnancy_book/Health_Symptoms/How_to_Deal_With_Morning_Sickness_or_Nausea/) suggests that 80% of women suffer from monring sickness during pregnancy! Fatigue is easier to deal with - at least one can sleep through it :)

Re: RE

Date: 2007-06-17 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonyraine.livejournal.com
Ah but that ship fortunately sailed about 12 weeks ago (so now it's been longer since then than it lasted! Hurray!).

Thanks anyway, though.

We're almost to the third trimester now.

Date: 2007-06-17 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poggs.livejournal.com
Mmm, corned beef toastie for breakfast and I click on the first link.

Oops :D

Date: 2007-06-17 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonyraine.livejournal.com
Well... I hope your breakfast still tastes as good as it did before! *mip*

However, I should have thought anything I'm describing as possible looking like jellyfish, pig's stomach or alien brain on a string should have been a tip off that it might be a bit ... er... gross.

Have a good Sunday, though. Maybe I'll catch you later!

Date: 2007-06-17 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklielizard.livejournal.com
In all honesty, the first photo we took was of the placenta. Forgot to take a photo of the baby!

Date: 2007-06-17 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonyraine.livejournal.com
I knew you were my kind of people. ;)

Date: 2007-06-18 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonyraine.livejournal.com
He has a quite a few interesting icons besides!

Date: 2007-06-18 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklielizard.livejournal.com
It's a shame he never updates his journal so he could use them!!

Date: 2007-06-18 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebonyraine.livejournal.com
Yeah, and I realized I have never friended him. Of course, I've never talked to him either.

Date: 2007-06-18 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklielizard.livejournal.com
He used to post a lot to livejournal before we got together, but I think because I used to write everything up, he lost the habit and now he only updates once in a blue moon. Usually over something computery ;-)

He used to be very active on the York and occasionally London goth scene as well but again - turning domestic caused that to cut down over the years! He's kind of drifted away from his old antics, it has to be said!

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